*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
"You. Come. Now."
Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…
*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”
Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD